But ho! What is this? The milkshakes, which are delivered in cups, with lids and straws, cannot be consumed through straws, because they are Triple Thick, as if that's a good thing for a straw-based beverage/caulk. My youngest tries valiantly for several minutes, and to keep him from crying I offer to "warm it up in my hands", but after 30 minutes of groping it is still not appreciably less viscous. My older son, who by now has been sucking on his shake so hard that all his teeth point toward his uvula, finally gives up, noting that his vanilla shake tasted like strawberry anyway. The microscopic success I had with my chocolate shake/fix-a-flat wasn't especially chocolately, either, but more of a "hey check it out, Lester, if we mix these 7 chemicals together it kind of has a mildly chocolate after-taste" kind of taste.
But hey, at least they only cost 1.5 hours of minimum wage. Grade: F