Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
-- Edgar Watson Howe
There is not muhc less vexation in the government of a private family than in managing an entire state.
Happiness is having a large, loving, close-knit family in another city.
-- George Burns
In our family, happy usually invovles gunfire and at least two patrol cars showing up.
-- Randy Milholland
There is no such thing as fun for the entire family.
-- Jerry Sienfeld
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
-- Jane Howard