Warning: use caution when lifting
This made me sigh inside, because our safety culture is, some say, a bit out of hand at my workplace... and who lifts printers anyway? Especially ones the size of some smart cars? Do we *really* need to clutter the grey matter with such obvious warnings?
Anyway, being possessed of a label printer and some free time, I made the following stickers, which were placed around the original:
- Caution: paper cut risk
- Do not divide this device by zero
- If this printer falls into molten lava, just let it go, man
- Do not pour water on this device and then hug it
- This object contains matter, and may be dangerous if converted to its equivalent of energy
- Caution: do not eat printer
- Alert: may contain rabid chipmunks
- Warning: if gravity fails, this device will have no weight, but will still have the same mass
